When your 27, still follow trends, wear glasses with no lenses, wear horrible sweaters you bought from a ‘Vintage store’ (aka expensive charity shop), still live with your parents, still attend university, dress exactly like everyone else around you, have the most outrageous facial hair, watch movies in the cinema you have probably saw each christmas so you can then laugh right on cue every five seconds (no exaggeration) and then tear every scene apart and make stupid points such as “It would have been more realistic if he fell the other way” all while drinking 5 cans of non alcoholic beer… then i think it’s time you jump off a bridge.

Home Alone is forever ruined. =’(